2. White Oleander is everywhere on the base, surrounding the walls, the post office, and beautifying the homes. It is a poisonous plant that causes allergies and skin irritations. I think this is a threat to national security!
3. Need to read a newspaper? Just look outside. There is bound to be one blowing around along with tissues, napkins, paper, etc.
4. The favorite color in Las Vegas is Salmon. The houses are salmon, the rocks are salmon, the rock walls around the housing is salmon, and even inside the temple is, you guessed it, salmon.
5. The drivers are really courteous here...until you leave the base. Watch out for red light runners!
6. Goodbye Utah County mommy, hello Gangsta motha! I have tinted my windows really dark. It is totally HOT!
7. Even a three year old can pull rank. Pants has been know to yell, "That's Captain Turner" to the gate guards as they salute him.
8. The Air Force likes to tell us how to do everything, even when to wake up. 6:30 am revelry every morning.
9. What should Josh wear to work, Air Battle Uniform 1 or Air Battle Uniform 2? They look very much the same...hmmm
10. We must be in sin city because it is hotter than *^&#!$*
11. We have perfected the art of hurry up and wait.
12. We are starting to speak acronym, our second language!
13. If Josh gets a sunburn, he can be arrested for damaging government property.
14. Josh likes to play two games here in Las Vegas: Spot the Mormon and Spot the Call Girl.
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